the-well-dressed-goat:

It’s a well known fact Krogan love scars

the-well-dressed-goat:

It’s a well known fact Krogan love scars

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isohels:

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?

(via nonbinaryanders)

melongorl:

who is this how can i get in contact w him

(Source: zoahealth.blogspot.kr, via pinkturnip)

shittybeatnik:

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

baristas, bartenders

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne through the years.

(via feelmyoats)

novawerewolf:

This was mostly for me, but I got a feeling I’m not the only one who needs this.

novawerewolf:

This was mostly for me, but I got a feeling I’m not the only one who needs this.

(via raytalities)

juilan:

Masturbate before making any irrational decisions

(via autisticbrucebanner)

My contribution to the library

My contribution to the library

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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